Cliff Gordon's Handbook to Wooing Women (also referred to as Cliff Gordon's Guide to Wooing Women) is a handbook written by Cliff Gordon to woo women into liking them.
Women love mystery. When talking to them, less is more.
The first chapter says that women like things mysterious.
Don't tell them the truth. Tell them what they want to hear.
The second chapter says that men could use this strategy to get women to fall for them.
- Jay attempted to use advice from the book, but ended up making his situation worse as a result.