Count Olaf is a criminal fugitive mastermind and actor.
Disguises
- Main article: Count Olaf's disguises
Anagrams
- Al Funcoot
- Flacutono (used by Fernald)
- O. Lucafont (used by the Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender)
Relationships
- Main article: Count Olaf/Relationships
Biography
Quotes
- “Allow me to introduce myself, because, as you can see from my mole, we've never met before. As you can see from my coat, hat and ascot, I'm here on business. And as you can see from my sunglasses, it's bright out. I'm here to consult with you on the Baudelaire will, for which I understand you are the executioner.”
- —Count Olaf to Arthur Poe
- “Welcome to my humble home, orphans, and... a man with a hat on.”
- —Count Olaf
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- “I don't have time to learn a second language besides whatever it is I'm speaking right now.”
- —Count Olaf about Sunny Baudelaire's language
- “You know, some people say that the hardest job in the world is raising a child. But it is nothing compared to conceiving, writing, directing, producing and performing in a theatrical presentation for the purposes of stealing their dead parents' fortune. It's a very difficult job, and I will not have any orphans mucking it up.”
- —Count Olaf to the Baudelaires
- “I didn't realize the sand went so quickly. I bought it online. You're gonna need to flip it a couple of times.”
- —Count Olaf to the Baudelaires
- “I'll get my hands on your fortune if it's the last thing I do. And when I have it, I will tear you and your siblings from limb to limb.”
- —Count Olaf to Violet Baudelaire
- “If I wanted to harm you, orphan, your blood would be streaming out of this car like a waterfall. No, I am not going to harm a hair on any Baudelaire's head. At least, not on purpose. But accidents happen all the time, don't they?”
- —Count Olaf to the Baudelaires before leaving to the Murnau Cinema
- “I'm so tired of having to explain everything to you. You're supposed to be so smart, and yet you persistently seem to forget about this.”
- —Count Olaf to the Baudelaires
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- “Let's not split hairs. That's Klaus' job. And you can shout as much as you want. Your brother isn't here right now.”
- —Count Olaf to Violet Baudelaire
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- “Does this seem like a nightmare? A bad dream? Because that's the effect I was going for. Well, I have nightmares too, orphans. I wake up in the middle of the night screaming and the only thing that comforts me is knowing that the three of you will so be screaming youselves, just like another set of wealthy orphans that have happen to be in my clutches.”
- —Count Olaf to the Baudelaires
- “Have you seen my press clippings? I could get away with murder... again.”
- —Count Olaf to Klaus Baudelaire
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- “Welcome to the Firehouse Saloon, folks! I have extremely pricey beverages which you have to pay cash for.”
- —Count Olaf to Jacques Snicket and Olivia Caliban
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- “I didn't need a fortune-teller to tell me where the Baudelaire brats were hiding. I'd figured that out all by myself. So, allow me to tell you your future. A great deal of suffering and pain and then a long fall to rock bottom. Do you know how that feels? Because I do. But things are looking up for me. I'm cutting all ties with my past failures. Get it? Because I'm actually cutting the rope that you tied...”
- —Count Olaf to Beverly and Elliot
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- “Yes, lie to her. That's excellent parenting.”
- —Count Olaf to Esmé Squalor
- “No one's ever looked good with a mustache, so I guess I'll be the first.”
- —Count Olaf while putting on his "Jacques Snicket" disguise
- “I see your new friends have been keeping you in the dark. You think V.F.D. is noble? Think again. I bet your self-righteous volunteers never told you what's in the sugar bowl, why it's important, or how it was stolen but I could. Oh, the secrets I could share... about V.F.D., about your parents. You think you know this story, but you don't even know how it begins... I'm your last chance to learn what really happened. I can tell you things that you'll never learn on your own. Your choice.”
- —Count Olaf to the Baudelaires
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Notes
Gallery
- Main article: Count Olaf/Gallery
Count Olaf | |
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Leaders: Count Olaf · Esmé Squalor | |
Disguises |
"Jacques Snicket" · "Julio Sham" · "Kit Snicket" · Coach Genghis · Detective Dupin · Gunther · Lonely Old Bartender · Mattathias Medicalschool · Ringmaster · Shirley St. Ives · Stephano · Tourist Dad · Yessica Haircut |
Esmé Squalor | |
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Leaders: Count Olaf · Esmé Squalor | |
Disguises |
Officer Luciana · Nurse Luciana · Lovely Mom |
Characters | |
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Leader: Colten Perdigon | |
Leaders: Colten Potter · Emily Hancock · Miranda Warren · Scott Dyer | |
Founder: Ishmael | |
Skulkin |
Leaders: Samukai |
Anacondrai: Anacondrai generals · Anacondrai serpent · Arcturus · Pythor | |
Bizarro Cole · Bizarro Jay · Bizarro Kai · Bizarro Lloyd · Bizarro Nya · Bizarro Skylor · Bizarro Zane | |
Leader: Soto | |
Stone Army |
Creator: The Overlord |
Leader: Cryptor | |
Leader: Chen | |
Leader: The Preeminent | |
Leader: Nadakhan | |
Bamakhan · Khanjikhan · Nadakhan · Phanhakan · Selmakhan · Unnamed Djinn Kings | |
Leader: TBA | |
Acronix · Krux | |
Leader: Garmadon | |
Garmadon Information Technology |
Leader: Terri |
Leaders: Garmadon · Harumi | |
Leader: Heavy Metal | |
Leader(s): The Omega · The Alpha | |
Leaders: Aspheera · Mambo V | |
Leaders: Grimfax | |
Leader: Fawkins | |
Emperor: Unagami | |
Leader: Atta the Ratta | |
Leaders: Miss Demeanor · Ronin · The Mechanic | |
Leader: The Mechanic | |
Leader: Skull Sorcerer | |
Geckles: Gulch · Garpo · Ginkle · Gleck · Gliff · Groko | |
Leader: Mammatus | |
Former Leader: Trimaar | |
Shadow Army |
Leader: Clouse |
Zombie Ghouls |
Leader: Capers Jones |
Lightning Cobras |
Leader: Cobrai |
Earth Ghouls |
Leader: Norman Adams |
Aqua vipers |
Leader: Helena |
Eggbots |
Leader: Eggbot Leader |
Former Leader: Shen | |
Master: The Maw | |
World Catastrophe Killzone Department |
Chancellor: Ava Paige |
Academy students |
Brad Tudabone · Gene · Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon · Marla · Sally · Tommy |
Leader(s): TBA | |
Anthropomorphic |
Alpaca · Beaver · Bladvic · Bunnies · Conic · Cragger · Crocodile · Daniel the Giraffe · Eris · Finn McMissile · Frogs (Howie · Kai · Ricky) · Gorzan · Gunter · Hippo · Johnny · Laval · Lightning McQueen · Mater · Mike · Pete · Plovar · Puffins · Q-Teez · Ray the Snail · Razar · Richard · Rogon · Sheep · Shrimp · Spiders · Turtles · Whack Rats · Worriz |
Former Leader: Evil Entity | |
Avatar Cole · Avatar Harumi · Avatar Nya · Avatar Pink Zane | |
Avengers & Justice League |
Leader: TBA |
Head: Cyrus Borg | |
Caligari Carnival freaks |
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Celebrities |
Chris Kratt · Hageman Brothers · Fegan Floop · Greg Heffley · Jay Vincent · Justin Bieber · Mac Digby · Martin Kratt · Michael Kramer · R.L. Stine · Rick Astley · Rush Limbaugh · The Fold |
Founder: Garmadon | |
Descendants |
Potters: TBA |
Current Elemental Masters: Ash · Bolobo · Chamille · Gravis · Griffin Turner · Jacob Pevsner · Karlof · Neuro · Paleman · Tox | |
Elgen |
Leader(s): Charles Hatch · Giacomo Gorbachev · Steven Coonradt |
Explorers |
"Hageman" · Belgrave |
Federal Bureau of Investigation |
Founder: TBA |
Gladers |
TBA |
Head: Jack Bartlett | |
High Court |
Leader: TBA |
Historical figures |
Abraham Lincoln · First Spinjitzu Master · George Washington · God · Hiroshi · Jesus Christ · Quanish the Elder · Wujira |
Leader: Sorla | |
Leader: Police Commissioner | |
International Schools students |
Andersen Walden · Angie Steadman · Archie Kelly · Austin Jenkins · Ben Howard · Ben Saul · Blake McLemore · Bryce Anderson · Chad · Charlie Holbrook · Charlie Scoggins · Chirag Gupta · Cole · Collin Lee · Colten Potter · Damian Bartley · Elijah Crawford · Evan Haerle · Ethan Johnson · Grayson Brezina · Greg Heffley · Griff Wade · Gwen Stacy · Harry Gilbertson · Heather Hills · Holly Hills · Isadora Quagmire · Jack Davids · Jack Sparks · Jack Xiang · Jackson Williamson · Jake · James Sullivan · Jay Walker Gordon · Jeremy Pindle · Johnny · Jonathan Pfeifer · Kai · Landon Croft · Lansing Jenkins · Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon · Maggie · Manny Heffley · McKellar Thurmond · Mfumu Mukenge · N-POP Girl · Nancy · Nya · Padraig Wade · Parker Brezina · Parker L. Jackson · Rodrick Heffley · Rowley Jefferson · Scott Dyer · Skylor Chen · Turner Dolce · Violet Baudelaire · William Cherry · Xin Hatcher · Zane Julien |
International Schools teachers |
Eduardo Malone · Mr. Draybick · Mr. Remora · Mrs. Bass · Mrs. Norton · Ms. Laudita · Rush Revere |
Leader(s): TBA | |
Chicken · Fugi-Dove · Kirk Langstrom · Sky Pirates · Sons of Garmadon · Soto · Stone Army · The Mechanic · Ultra Violet | |
Leaders: Jordan Nakamoto · Satoshi Nakamoto | |
Leisure Village residents |
Gingerwinnie · Grandpa Heffley · Mrs. Bingham · Mrs. Cabbage · Mrs. Fiorkowski |
Leader(s): TBA | |
Ninja Monks: TBA | |
Hunters of Secrets: Fred Jones lookalike · Daphne Blake lookalike · Shaggy Rogers lookalike · Velma Dinkley lookalike · Spot | |
Leader: Adolf Hitler | |
Leader: Sentry General | |
Emperor of Ninjago · Empress of Ninjago · Princess Harumi | |
Founder: TBA | |
Leader: Sammy | |
Pet owners |
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Presidents |
Abraham Lincoln · Barack Obama · Donald Trump · George Washington · Joe Biden |
Security guards |
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Royal House: Vania | |
Former Leaders: Simon J. Palladino | |
Leader: Milton Dyer | |
Volunteers Fighting Disease |
John Bobek · Lauren McGibbon |
Idols |
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Tribes |
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Government |
Anderson Cooper · Chiang Kai-shek · Don Mitchell, Jr. · Fred Jones, Sr. · Gil Colson · High Court · International Council · International Police · Ninjago City's mayor · Ninjago Royal House · Nurhachi · Pete Savage · Shintaro Royal House · Sorna · Ulysses Trustable · William Toughbutt |
Ancient humans |
Neanderthals |
Supernatural |
Genesis Frost · Hazza D'ur · Nian |
Classifications/Sub-groups |
Anacondrai generals · Avatars · Borg Tower security guards · Elemental Alliance · Explorer's Club · Explorer's Club security guards · Fast Chickens · Humans · Ice Fishers · Kryptarium inmates · Never-Realm Resistance · Nindroids · Ninjago City security guards · NPCs · Royal Blacksmiths · Spin Harmony · Stranded ninja · Time Twins · Treble Makers · Upholders |
Non-canon |
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Other |
Abraham van Helsing · Bank Boss · Benny · Cathy · Chuck · Cliff Gordon · Construction workers · Darkley · Dr. Berkman · Dr. Yost · Emcee · Fire magician · Gong & Guitar Rocker · Harumi's mother · Harumi's father · Hiroshi · Ishmael · Jeffy · Joe · Larry · Larry Daley · Lou · Lumberjacks · Manovi · Mr. Liu · Mr. Righty Tighty · Mr. Willums · News Reporter · Patty Keys · Phil · Pizza delivery teen · Prison guards · Prune juice seller · Postman · Puddle Land Samurai · Repo Man · Restaurant Owner Hansen · Rufus McCallister · Roise · Sailor Captain · Sensei · Smith Daryll · Stan Warren · Steve Newman · Talk Show Host · Takuma · Tour Ninjago guide · Troopmaster Barrett · Vlad Tutu · Will |