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Zonk it on the record, scribbler dame. He was pretty as a shined-up platter of silver nickels in the mouth of a golden calf.

Detective Dupin was Count Olaf's detective disguise while at the Village of Fowl Devotees.

History

Quotes

“Greetings, all you cool cats! I am the famous and scoo ba ba duh duh duh duh de duh cool Detective Dupin.”
Count Olaf's detective welcome to the Village of Fowl Devotees
I was on the scene, if you know what I mean, and I saw Count Olaf, and nothing rhymes, and I grabbed this guy, and made him fly into jail, and also, the rhyme is a hard thing to do.”
Count Olaf's lying rap to the Village of Fowl Devotees
I think your prescription is fuzzy, my little four-eyed kitten.”
Count Olaf to Klaus Baudelaire
These kittens have flipped. I am a groovy man of the law, man. I wouldn't harm the hair on a shoofly. But reconnoiter this, villagers. The Baudelaires are pointing their bony little fingers at me because they are, in fact, 100%... the murderers.”
Count Olaf lying to the Village of Fowl Devotees
“Instead of dropping accusations on cool detectives, maybe you orphans should tend to your own accusational woes.”
Count Olaf to the Baudelaires in front of the Village of Fowl Devotees
“Zonk it on the record, scribbler dame. He was pretty as a shined-up platter of silver nickels in the mouth of a golden calf.”
Count Olaf to Arthur Poe
“Let me just deliver these digestibles to the troublemaking troublemakers, then I will zip up here and scoop you up a lengthy menu. Can you dig it?”
Count Olaf to Eleanora Poe
“Please! Who could refuse to stop in the name of the law after gazing upon this? My beauty is powerful and instills fear. Can you dig it?”
Count Olaf to Eleanora Poe
“Hey, everybody, those half-cat murder birds have recruited accomplices. I say we buh duh duh buh duh duh burn them all!”
Count Olaf to the Village of Fowl Devotees
Birdland! Groove on this! I am deputizing the whole kit and caboodle. Now let's scoot up that red-hot jalopy and drag down those killers!”
Count Olaf to the Village of Fowl Devotees

Trivia

Gallery

Main article: Count Olaf/Gallery#Detective Dupin 2
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