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This article is about the disguise used by Count Olaf. For other uses, see Jacques Snicket.
Did you procure the items I requested? I said "procure", when a perfectly normal word would do, because I, Jacques Snicket, am an insufferable know-it-all who likes to show off.

"Jacques Snicket" was Count Olaf's disguise briefly while at the Hotel Denouement.

History

Quotes

Count Olaf as "Jacques Snicket": Call me Snicket, Jacques Snicket. We've never met.
Arthur Poe: Oh, you're most certainly right we've never met. I may forget a name, but I never remember a face.
Count Olaf as "Jacques Snicket": Well, lookee here. A small child. As an upstanding, book-reading, still-living citizen, I sure love children. I love 'em so darn much. It's frankly kind of disturbing how much I love children. (To Sunny) Which is why I am not going to let you out of my sight.
“Did you procure the items I requested? I said "procure", when a perfectly normal word would do, because I, Jacques Snicket, am an insufferable know-it-all who likes to show off.”
—Count Olaf to Arthur Poe
Arthur Poe: I read your telegram.
Count Olaf as "Jacques Snicket": Which I signed J.S.
Arthur Poe: Which you signed J.S., yes.
Count Olaf as "Jacques Snicket": Which are definitely my initials.
Arthur Poe: Which are certainly your initials.
I promise to keep that file safe, or my name isn't Jacques Snicket, a pompous dogooder who is definitely not dead.”
Count Olaf to Arthur Poe
“Great, this was dry-clean only.”
Count Olaf on the stolen tuxedo
“It's blood.”
Count Olaf to Jerome Squalor and Babs in the sauna

Trivia

Gallery

Main article: Count Olaf/Gallery#"Jacques Snicket" 2
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