"Jacques Snicket"

This article is about the disguise used by Count Olaf. For other uses, see Jacques Snicket.

“Did you procure the items I requested? I said "procure", when a perfectly normal word would do, because I, Jacques Snicket, am an insufferable know-it-all who likes to show off.”

— Count Olaf to Arthur Poe

"Jacques Snicket"
Information
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Base of operations	Hotel Denouement
Identity	Count Olaf
Reason	To infiltrate the Hotel Denouement unseen
Portrayed by	Neil Patrick Harris

"Jacques Snicket" was Count Olaf's disguise briefly while at the Hotel Denouement.

Quotes

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“Did you procure the items I requested? I said "procure", when a perfectly normal word would do, because I, Jacques Snicket, am an insufferable know-it-all who likes to show off.”

—Count Olaf to Arthur Poe

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“I promise to keep that file safe, or my name isn't Jacques Snicket, a pompous dogooder who is definitely not dead.”

—Count Olaf to Arthur Poe

“Great, this was dry-clean only.”

—Count Olaf on the stolen tuxedo

“It's blood.”

—Count Olaf to Jerome Squalor and Babs in the sauna

Gallery

Main article: Count Olaf/Gallery#"Jacques Snicket" 2

Count Olaf
Count Olaf's Warriors	Leaders: Count Olaf · Esmé Squalor Troupe: Bald Man with the Long Nose · Count Olaf · Fernald · Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender · Man with a Beard but No Hair · White-Faced Women · Woman with Hair but No Beard Caligari Carnival Freaks: Colette · Hugo · Kevin Allies: Carmelita Spats · Georgina Orwell Normal Happy Family
Disguises	"Jacques Snicket" · "Julio Sham" · "Kit Snicket" · Coach Genghis · Detective Dupin · Gunther · Lonely Old Bartender · Mattathias Medicalschool · Ringmaster · Shirley St. Ives · Stephano · Tourist Dad · Yessica Haircut