In case you were wondering, I'm just a typical family man on vacation with my lovely wife, my handsome daughter, and a distant cousin who is dead to me. As I was saying, we're taking a family vacation to the bottom of the sea to hunt orphans, which is a normal activity that many families do.
Count Olaf (as a Tourist Dad) to the Submarine Rental Worker

The Normal Happy Family is the disguised family of Count Olaf.

Family Tree

Distant Cousin (Fernald)
Tourist Dad (Count Olaf)
Lovely Mom (Esmé Squalor)
Handsome Daughter (Carmelita Spats)


Main article: Count Olaf/Relationships




Promotional Media


Esmé Squalor

Count Olaf's Warriors

Leaders: Count Olaf · Esmé Squalor
Troupe: Bald Man with the Long Nose · Count Olaf · Fernald · Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender · Man with a Beard but No Hair · White-Faced Women · Woman with Hair but No Beard
Caligari Carnival Freaks: Colette · Hugo · Kevin
Allies: Carmelita Spats · Georgina Orwell
Normal Happy Family


Officer Luciana · Nurse Luciana · Lovely Mom


The Perdigons

Colten Perdigon · David Perdigon · Duncan Perdigon · Maya Perdigon · Melissa Perdigon · Russell Perdigon · Sebastian Perdigon

The Potters

Harry Potter · Henry Potter I · Henry Potter II · Lilian Potter

The Bartleys

Damian's family: Damian Bartley · Mr. Bartley · Mrs. Bartley
Warrens: Angus Warren · Ann Warren · Daniel Warren

The Baudelaires

Beatrice Baudelaire · Beatrice Baudelaire II · Bertrand Baudelaire · Klaus Baudelaire · Sunny Baudelaire · Violet Baudelaire

The Blacksmiths

Kai · Maya · Nya · Ray

The Chens

Chen · Mother Chen · Skylor Chen

The Dyers

Milton Dyer · Mrs. Dyer · Peter Dyer · Peter Harris Dyer · Scott Dyer

The Garmadons

First Spinjitzu Master · Garmadon · Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon · Maternal Garmadons · Misako · Wu

The Gordons

Cliff Gordon · Jay Gordon · Jay's Mother
Walkers: Ed Walker · Edna Walker · Jay Walker

The Hancocks

Mrs. Hancock · Robert Hancock

The Heffleys

Frank Heffley · Fred Heffley · Grandpa Heffley · Greg Heffley · Manny Heffley · Meemaw · Rodrick Heffley · Susan Heffley
Pets: Pig Heffley

The Johnsons

Ethan Johnson

The Juliens

Tinkerer Julien
Androids: Falcon · Juggernaut · Tai-D · Zane Julien

The Pierces

Elizabeth Pierce · Emily Pierce · Evan Pierce · Eve Pierce · Evelyn Pierce · Father Pierce · Mother Pierce · Pierce

The Quagmires

Duncan Quagmire · Isadora Quagmire · Mr. Quagmire · Mrs. Quagmire · Quigley Quagmire

The Royal Blacksmiths

Cole · Cole's Grandfather · Lilly · Lou

The Snickets

Jacques Snicket · Kit Snicket · Lemony Snicket

The Stringfields

Ethan Stringfield