|“This story ends the way all stories end. With the motto of Prufrock Preparatory School. That motto is "memento mori," and it means...”|
“Remember, you will die.”
|— Lemony Snicket and Count Olaf|
Prufrock Preparatory School (known simply as Prufrock Prep or the Austere Academy) is the gloomy boarding school in the Hinterlands.
- Ishamel - Principal
- Nero Feint - Vice principal
- Coach Olaf Genghis - Former gym coach
- Coach Tench - Gym coach
- Mr. Remora - English teacher
- Mrs. Bass - Math teacher
According to the Prufrock Preparatory School Handbook, gym teacher evaluations are worth 51% of a student's grade.
- Prufrock was founded by Sir Barrymore Feint.
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