Prufrock Preparatory School (known simply as Prufrock Prep or the Austere Academy) is the gloomy boarding school in the Hinterlands.
- 32 tombstone-shaped buildings
- Ishamel - Principal
- Nero Feint - Vice principal
- Coach Olaf Genghis - Former gym coach
- Coach Tench - Gym coach
- Mr. Remora - English teacher
- Mrs. Bass - Math teacher
According to the Prufrock Preparatory School Handbook, gym teacher evaluations are worth 51% of a student's grade.
- Prufrock was founded by Sir Barrymore Feint.