| “Rule number one: Don't be good at something that you don't want to do. Rule number two, always lower Mom and Dad's expectations. Rule number three, never do something when someone else can do it for you.” |
| — Rodrick to Greg |
Rodrick Heffley is the older brother of Greg Heffley.
Biography
Quotes
- “It's the bass solo, Turd Burglar! Don't you know anything about music?”
- —Rodrick to Rowley
- “Now, I came up here to get a new drumstick. And now, Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone, I'm going to kill you. Literally kill you!”
- —Rodrick to Greg
- “Let go, baby hippo!”
- —Rodrick to Rowley
- “You're gonna have to come out sometime, loser! I'll wait here as long as it takes. And then, you're dead!”
- —Rodrick to Greg
- “No timeouts! Only death!”
- —Rodrick to Greg
- “Greg started it! I-I just came in here to take a shower.”
- —Rodrick to his mother
- “Rule number one: Don't be good at something that you don't want to do. Rule number two, always lower Mom and Dad's expectations. Rule number three, never do something when someone else can do it for you.”
- —Rodrick to Greg
- “Keep quiet or I'll lock you in the dryer.”
- —Rodrick to Greg
- “Reminder! You can't call if you're dead.”
- —Rodrick to Greg and Rowley
- “That is hilarious, Grandpa. Read another one, Greg.”
- —Rodrick Heffley
- “My wife is the Angel Queen, for I am the Angel King!”
- —Rodrick's motto in the books
Notes
- Greg Heffley takes up a lot of traits from Rodrick.
- He was originally called "Rodney" in early developments.
Gallery
- Main article: Rodrick Heffley/Gallery
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